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hado whd jouj skayrai wahd kalsahbe chouf ba radi ftyara ohwa ykoulih sahbo okan hwa koun l9iti lboulis tab3ino blmatr

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?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada 1 khina kay9tal f debban ! dkhol 3lih 1 sa7bo sawlo : achno kat3mal ? kan9tal f debban ! ch7al 9talti ? 3 dkora o 2 ntwat !??? bach 3raftihoom a sa7bi ? 3 l9ithoom fo9 lbirra o 2 fo9 telephone

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada wahed rajel 3endou 7mar o kelb o tal3in jbel. daba rajel b9a kayenghez fhadak lehmar hta le7mar tle3 lou dem o 9allou"WA BCHWIYA 3LIK A SA7BI" o houwa rajel ytekhle3 9al "AW LE7MAR KAYEHDER" o b9a kayjerri kayjerri 7ta wsel lrass dial jbel o kelbou tab3ou. fach ja lkelb 9al lih"WA KHLE3NA DAK LE7MAR3"

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada wahd lkissme kay ykraw fih rie les animaux wahd nhar swlhoum loustad 3la lhayawan li kay hzou 3lih latkal nakz lkard galih lhmar ou howa sswl houm loustade 3wtani chkounhouwa lhayawan lmklh(stupide) nakaz lkard ou gal lhmar, ou houwa igoulih lhmar ila knti mdouble khalina nkraw

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
9alik hada wahad lhawli d3if fih ghir soufa w l9roun moulah hato lilbi3 wahad ja walad rajl howa y9ol lmoulah bch7al had lhawli 9alih b 70alf w howa ytlafat lih lhawli howa ykolih ph ph ph 3la kadba hh

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada wahed dhiyyich (ptit âne) kber ou houa yemchi kayjerri 3and mou, ou galliha: "mi, mi, wellit hmar!" ou hiya tgoullih: "3lach mal mouk kounti mouhandiss?"

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hadou 2 dabanat barkin tiaklou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!

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Hada wa7ad jay man france jayab wa7ad voitur mercides wa3ra dayaz 3la lotourout dyal la3rayach chaf wa7ad kaydir auto stop gal m3a rasso ara nziydoh chwia .. ohowa i7bass ochaf m3ah el7mar galou anta tla3 mais 7mar dyalk non il lui dis que mon ane connais bien la route et px aller seul ,alors mol lvoiture demarra b 60km/h dar lka la7mar morah, zad flvitesse 120km/h ojabro mazal lassko , dar lmaximum houa dar ojber la7mar kharjlo lssano ohoua ykol lmol la7mar: "ah 7marek 3ya!!" mol la7mar jawbo: "3lach?": rad 3lih:" rah kharej lssano bela3ya" jawbo mol la7mar: galou wach mkheraj alssanou 3la liman ola 3la lissar.. galou mol auto 3la lissar(Ã gauche)" galou moul al7mar balaklou rah baghi idobal"

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada wa7d sra9 zit (cafard ) chra télévision mli ch3lo jbar di3aya dyal flitox howa y9ol bdina b l aflam dlkhawf

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Galik hada wahad osstad sawal talamid taw3o golo lia asghar hachara kayna jawbo wahad tilmid galih namla galih ostad hasan, na9az lih wahad kasoul galih la a ostad kayn sghar manha hiya kharmoucha sawlo ostad achno had kharmoucha jawbo lkasoul galih kayna f nif ta3 ddib ostad galih imkan kayna edan hasan jidan .wahad kasoulakhor tsahlaha galih ostad kayn sghar manha hiya garmoucha , ostad t3ajab sawlo achno had garmoucha tani jawbo lkasoul galih hiya likayna f nif ta3 kharmoucha.

?????: DàrknéSs-rajaa	???????: 2010-02-05
Hada galik lfil dayr 3id milad o3rad 3la lhayawanat kamlin omnin bdat lhafla jat namla kada9 ohowa yhal liha lbab galiha 3lah mwalfa kada9i yak kadakhli rir men taht lbab ohiya tgoulih bach tkhaser liya labatcha

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